eh review?

i am sentinel prime and i am a backstabber. i kill ironhide. like a boss.

i don't know what people expect selepas menonton transformers 3: dark of the moon. to me, it's an ok movie. no need to fikir beria, or nangis beria or gelak beria. i love the cgis, the robots, the bam bam boom. i mean, like, hellooooo! lori kontena bertukar jadik robot 80kaki tinggi, 1000tan berat! tengok pulak dgn pakai cermin mata 3D(yang dipakai oleh org yg sedia rabun dan pakai cermin mata. sungguh merana) sah2 special effect jadik lagi canggih dan menarik dan wauuu!

now that's the type of transformers movie i want to watch. but for some people, mungkin pada mereka manusia adelah fokus utama movie ini. waddehel?

1. do not persoalkan baju heroin(yes, aku tak ingat nama die. so what?) kaler putih tapi sampai nk ending cite baju die tak kotor2. who cares? mungkin yg persoalkan tu seorang fashionista sebab aku tak perasan pun baju heroin tu kotor ke putih suci bersih sampai ending ke. i don't care. i come to watch frickin punk ass decepticons!

i am the heroine. and my baju will stay bersih suci till the end of the movie. like a..g6?

2. do not persoalkan jln cerita mcm haremm dan mcm recycle plot. or is it screenplay? entah. aku bukan org buat filem. ade aku kesah ape beza plot dgn screenplay? 1 more time. what do you expect? this is transformers yo! it's about robots get it? frickin punk ass decepticons robots! what? you expect bumblebee pegi mengorat kereta mercedes sexy kaler silver yg heroin tu pakai? hinanya bumblebee..

i am bumblebee and i hummed wedding march to sam and her gf towards the end of the movie. like a dweeb. tett tettt tetetttt tett tettt tetetttttt

3. if you do not appreciate cgi, this is not the movie for you. go watch nur kasih instead.

i am shockwave and i was killed by bumblebee. or was it optimus? killed like a fallen scary one-eyed punk ass decepticon

4. if you expect love story tetiba mase tengah perang2 nk selamatkan dunia, this is not the movie for you. go and recycle tengok pearl harbor lagi sekali.

5. lastly, if you expect nak tengok cerita ade lojik, then this movie is definitely not produced by einstein. nak persoalkan itu tak lojik, ini tak lojik. kamonnn people! the existence of transformers themselves adelah tak lojik! mane ade robot mcm tu kat dunia ni(mimpi dunia kena serang dgn robot tak termasuk dlm ini cerita get it?)

senang cerita, kalau rase2 nak tgk movie yg mencabar minda, pegi la tengok semula angels and demons lakonan tom hanks tu. 

dan kalau nk persoalkan pasal tak lojik2 segala tu, TWILIGHT pujaan aku tu pun tak lojik!

p/s: mungkin sedikit emo tapi aku tak boleh terima orang tengok cerita fiction tapi at the same time expecting logics. pelis people...